Mike Richards is...

Mike Richards is the Man. 

Mike Richards is the best all around player on the Flyers.

Mike Richards is a leader of men.

If Mike Richards were CEO of Toyota, their cars would work just fine.

If Mike Richards were Treasury Secretary, Lloyd Blankfein, Dave Mack, Jamie Dimon and Ken Lewis would call him "daddy."

If Mike Richards were president, he'd have stopped the BP oil spill by now.

Mike Richards is captain of the Philadelphia Flyers, and they're going to win the Stanley Cup.