President Mitchell

The big winner of the George Mitchell report is….George Mitchell. Man, what a commanding, serious, studious presence at the lectern this afternoon during his press conference releasing his report. I thought he looked, dare I say, presidential.

 

On the other hand, we have Bud Selig, the second biggest loser in today’s events – behind Roger Clemens. What a joke. Only baseball could install this boob as commissioner. Seriously, for those who saw his weaseley response he was the antithesis of Mitchell. His hair needs brushing, the tie is kind of askew, and his suit is all rumpled and doesn’t even look like it fits right. This is the biggest crisis of his tenure and he couldn’t even groom himself properly for the press conference.

 

Maybe not President Mitchell, but how about Commissioner Mitchell?